The Topgolf Date Night Guide: How to Not Look Stupid
Topgolf has quickly become one of the most popular date night destinations in the world. It provides the perfect blend of an activity to break the ice, comfortable seating for conversation, and a full bar and restaurant.
However, if you have never been before (if it’s your first time, we highly recommend reading our Topgolf Logistics guide first), the idea of swinging a golf club in front of a romantic interest can be incredibly intimidating. Will I look stupid? Do I need to be good at golf? What should I wear?
To guarantee your night goes smoothly, here is the ultimate guide to surviving (and thriving) on a Topgolf date.
Q: Do I need to be good at golf?
A: Absolutely not. In fact, being terrible at golf can actually make the date more fun!
Topgolf is not a serious golf course; it is an entertainment venue. The vast majority of people there are not serious golfers. If you completely miss the ball on your first swing, just laugh it off! Vulnerability and a sense of humor are incredibly attractive traits on a date.
CAUTION
The Ultimate Dealbreaker: If you are a good golfer, do NOT try to coach your date or fix their swing unless they explicitly ask you for help. Unsolicited golf advice is the fastest way to ruin the mood and make your date feel patronized. Just tell them “good shot” and focus on having fun!
Q: What is the best Topgolf game to play on a date?
A: Skip the standard game and play Angry Birds.
When you log into the screen in your bay, you will see about 15 different game modes. The default game (“Topgolf”) relies on hitting specific targets for points, which can be frustrating if you are struggling to make contact with the ball.
TIP
Play Angry Birds: Topgolf has an officially licensed Angry Birds game built into the system. The golf balls act as the “birds.” Even a terrible, dribbling 10-yard shot will knock down virtual structures on the screen and score points! It turns the experience into a cooperative video game rather than a stressful sporting event.
Q: What should I wear on a Topgolf date?
A: Aim for “Smart-Casual with Mobility.”
You want to look good for your date, but you still need to physically rotate your shoulders and swing a club.
- For Men: A polo shirt or a breathable button-down with stretch chinos or nice jeans is perfect.
- For Women: A cute top with jeans, or a casual athletic dress/skort. Avoid restrictive pencil skirts or tops that are too tight across the shoulders.
IMPORTANT
Footwear is Critical: Do not wear high heels or open-toed sandals. You will be standing on a turf mat trying to swing a metal club. Wear stylish sneakers (like Air Force 1s, Jordans, or sleek running shoes) or flat, comfortable boots.
Summary
Topgolf is the ultimate low-pressure date night—if you treat it right. Book your bay in advance so you don’t have to wait in the lobby, order some shareable appetizers, fire up the Angry Birds game, and remember to laugh at your bad shots. If you happen to be taking your date to Las Vegas, be sure to read our Topgolf Las Vegas Flagship Review for a secret transportation hack to avoid the parking nightmare.